It turns out that the standard sized bottle of Excedrin will exactly stick in the average toilet’s s-trap.  The fit is perfect and cannot be pushed through or dislodged by a plumbers snake.  Only by holding up the 60 pound porcelain throne and shaking can it be dislodged.

That’s all I’m sayin’.

Kids:  plumbers earn every penny.  Never hesitate to hire one or question his fee.