We opened the garage door yesterday to go to church and were surprised to find that Evan's car had been tagged with feminine napkins.  There were a total of three pairs of panties adorning various things like antennae and a bunch of adhesive-backed pads spelling out "E-V-A-N". 

I was not amused because they were hard to remove.  One would think that since those things are intended to go under clothing, that laundry detergent would remove the adhesive but it was not to be.  We had to use alcohol and then rewax the car.

Just goes to show you what happens when some girl likes you:  she tags your car with tampax and underwear.